Harry, who went through a phase of masturbating at work, explains that on this occasion, "it was quite late and no one else was around. So I went into the toilet. After that, I went through a stage where I wanked in the toilet every day for two weeks. Harry enjoyed his fortnight of fun: "There's something kinky and naughty about wanking in work," he tells me. However, he decided to bring this chapter to a close. Harry still occasionally masturbates at work, and apparently he's not the only one. While the cynics among us might imagine this is a heavily-embellished figure designed to promote their products, their findings are echoed by other studies. So why are so many of us getting handsy with ourselves just a few feet from our desks? London can be a stressful place.
"I only went for a wee"
If I have some spare time and want to relax, I usually spend it watching Netflix or doing a face mask. I like it on occasion, but I can happily do without. But when some science-y types recommended masturbation breaks at work — as in wanking in the office during work hours — as a way to improve focus and be a happier, better employee, I was intrigued. Maybe I was missing out on all the benefits masturbation could bring. Maybe a quick self-love sesh in the toilets could make me more creative, more efficient, and less full of despair and lethargy. So I decided to do an experiment: one week of masturbating at work, to see if it would make me a significantly improved person. And in the interests of equality and science, I also recruited Andy , one of our writers, our new agony uncle, and a person with a penis, to test out the technique too. My plan is to choke my chicken once a day, on business premises, for a full working week, then write about my findings. Though first I should come clean.
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Please type a name. Please type a valid email address. Please type a question. Toggle navigation. Female First Forum Skip to content. Quick links. Has anyone masturbated at work? Keep the sparkle in your relationship, chat to other members. I personally have on numerous occasions when the fantasies ive been having during the day get so vivid i have to do something about it..